I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
A+ Viking dick
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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