wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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