Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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