quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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