Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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