actually, I'm a sock model
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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