You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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