She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
