Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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