Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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