About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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