thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
