Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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