normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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