Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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