So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
