I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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