Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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