he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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