what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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