its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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