There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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