doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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