Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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