And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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