Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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