If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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