I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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