I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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