We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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