plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
