Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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