Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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