I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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