I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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