She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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