My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
