Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
