Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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