Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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