Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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