do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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