Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out