is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost