You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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