it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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