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• (509): View more from Washington

  Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.

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• (805): View more from California

  a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot

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  god is laughing at you again

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.

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• (310): View more from California

  for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot

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• (850): View more from Florida

  There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up

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