then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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