hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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