He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
the raccoons are back...
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