what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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