We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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