The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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