I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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