and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
